Saturday, January 23, 2010

Zippity-Do-Dah

Moses' wife was named Zipporah. The first woman to ever say "Help me with this zipper, dear."

"Zip your lip, honey."

Speaking of honey, they were headed for the land of milk and honey. But Moses was almost killed by God when he failed to circumcise his son. So Zipporah stepped in quickly and did it. "Honey, I Circumcised The Kid."