Gotta Go To Walmart

That's about as boring as watching paint dry. But sometimes it's necessary. Need some of the basics.

The worst thing about it is the whole process. Get in the car, head that direction, get all the way there, find a parking place, get cold, say hi to the greeter, walk a mile looking for my stuff, stand in line for 10 minutes to check out, then all the way back home.

I need one of those pneumatic tubes like at the bank. If we had those whooshing all over town, think of all the money we'd save traveling around. Except, like computer viruses, someone would be constantly tampering with the software and diverting your stuff to a fence.

The bank has it easy, being a completely closed system. It'd take a lot of ingenuity to get in their pipe and divert it without them seeing you.