Never Been To Argentina

Well, I never been to Argentina,
But I think I'd like to go there.
'Cause the girls in Argentina,
are the best for an af-fair.
Oh, Argentina ... at the cantina,
What did it matter
To Gov. Mark Sanford?

Well, I never been down south, no,
But I really like Herb Alpert,
'Cause his music is so dreamy,
And his covers are whipped creamy,
Oh, Tijuana ... someday I'm gonna,
I gonna go there, I'm gonna live there.

No, I've never gone to Bra-zil,
'Cause no one has ever asked me.
If I can I hope that I will,
And the ladies there won't pass me.
I want a date there,
I cannot wait here,
The chicks are plenty,
There must be many. I hear there's many.