Feeling Fat

Well, I ate a big plate of Mexican food tonight, eating out. I actually restrained myself when it came to the last, potentially four or five bites plus the refried beans, thinking I'd be too bloated up to go swimming.

I'm not enormous but I'm not thin anymore. I need to get thinned down if I'm going swimming, so I don't have kids standing around going, "Let's watch this guy in case he cannonballs!"

Hopefully it'll never get so bad that they'll be predicting a belly flop before I leave the board. How would that work exactly? You're standing at the edge of the low dive (in this case), and the front of your abdomen is hanging down and touching the water.