My Dog's Feet

It's too cold out -- 14 below or something -- for my dog to go to the bathroom. I've taken her out twice. Once without booties, because she hates them. Then her feet get so cold, she's at a loss what to do. So I pick her up and run her home.

Then after a while I decided to put the booties on. But then I get her outside in the cold and she refuses to budge. Just stands there and looks at me. Won't go pee.

Growl, that's me growling. So she'll have to go on the floor tonight. We can't stay out there forever.