Hey Stupid Teabaggers - Obama Ain't Hitler

Some guy came in and told me today that he heard some teabaggers (giving tea a bad name, by the way) saying Obama is Hitler.

Is there anything more ludicrous? Probably, but I don't know what it could be.

Look, stupid, if Obama was Hitler you wouldn't be saying that so freely. Because if Obama was Hitler he'd have you in a concentration camp, your kids would be dead, and we'd be breaking your windows and stealing your stuff.

The fact that none of that is happening and that you're free to say it without anyone laying a hand on you proves that what you're saying is false and stupid.

Save the Hitler crap for someday when the real thing comes along. It's like Chicken Little. If Hitler is every person you disagree with, no one's going to believe anything else you say ... even if Hitler suddenly did show up. We'd be going, Yeah, those yahoos think everyone's Hitler!