Sunday News

How do they get away with not having the news on Sunday? How did they arrange it so nothing ever happens on Sunday?

MSNBC even threw news under the bus on Saturday. As far as they're concerned, if it happens on Saturday it didn't happen.

The news might go the way of the postal department, which wants to cut down mail delivery by a whole other day. Like Tuesday.

But life, you'd think, doesn't wait for particular days to happen! Like this North Korean rocket launch. So what? You know how to launch a rocket. We were launching rockets when we were little kids! Also had rubber band, balsa wood planes. We didn't make an international incident out of it.

North Korea has to be the most ridiculous country on earth. What's their problem precisely? Hello?