Kim Jong Il's Imaginary Rocket In Space

Beep, beep, beep ... calling North Korea ... your great leader is a lunatic.

Being a "lunatic," though, is related to being crazy as it pertains to the moon. It's tugging at the fluids in your brain, raising the tides of weird emotions, perhaps making you howl at random passing objects. Being a lunatic in this sense is the closest this dweeb is ever going to get to the moon!

We just had the North Korean Rocket Launch, which quickly proved the old adage about what goes up must come down. In this case, it went up -- there it goes -- and it came down ... in the ocean. Plop, fizz, sink.

But the North Korean government is telling their people that it went into orbit "at one go." Here's Kim Jong Il's quote: "It is a striking demonstration that our scientists and technicians developed both the multistage carrier rocket and the satellite with their own wisdom and technology 100 percent and accurately put the satellite into orbit at one go."

What an idiot.