What Do You Get A Guy On His 200th Birthday?

Abraham Lincoln's got a birthday ... a big one ... it's the big 2-0-0 ...

But what do you get for a guy, how would the party go? We've all seen the ads in the paper, "Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40." And we've seen the black crepe and black balloons for being "Over The Hill" at 50. But not even Spencer Gifts has anything for the two century mark, because it's simply hopeless.

200 years is getting way up there. But the good news for Lincoln. He's still only 10 percent of Mel Brooks' and Carl Reiner's 2000 year old man.